4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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