he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
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can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
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He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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