Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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