brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
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According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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