fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Randomize
