If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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