So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
