Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
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Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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