Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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