well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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