yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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