That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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