Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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