similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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