Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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