Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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