this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Randomize