I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
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Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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