I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
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I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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