Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
So many bounce houses so little time
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
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I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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