Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
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and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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