Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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