We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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