If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
try to milk me bitch
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