The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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