she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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