I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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