Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
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Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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