Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
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I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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