Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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