You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
Randomize
