just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
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Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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