Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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