I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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