I'm jealous of your bromance
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Randomize
