On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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