jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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