Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
how drunk are you?
Several
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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