you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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