slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
