you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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She bit a glass in half.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
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i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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