Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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