Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
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