used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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