Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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