im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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