Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
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