Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
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they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
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