Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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