I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
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i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
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I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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