so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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