I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
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You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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