I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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