Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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