just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
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You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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